Looking for some help from my rangers buddies????

Question

as you lot are out of europe(have i mentioned that before),anyone want to look after my pets.got two cats and an erra.as i will be travelling throughout europe this coming season unlike you lot,thought we could arrange some housesitting.cats are fine and erra is nearly potty trained.well he is definitely POTTY

Answer 1

aye right mate. i bet you dont even go tae one game away from home. ye will be sat in the hoose watchin the telly. cmon be honest.

Answer 2

Can't imagine anyone watching the erra.

Answer 3

I'll be looking after your missus, don't you think asking me to service your pets is going to far?

No wait a minute I've seen her photo, I'll do the pets as well; better looking and don't smell as bad!

Answer 4

same old chas - leaves erra to deal with all the pu$sy.

Answer 5

chas, no matter who Celtic get in europe, do not go to Russia or anywhere near it.....soon that country will be going KABOOM

much like Rangers' season budget hopes............

similar to Clydes plans of a decent season

and, identical to the rise in the g*y following of the Jags..........