Looking for the best stories of dealing with RUB's and trailer queens?

Question

Live in proximity to Myrtle Beach and God there are some jacka$$es down there that are allowed to buy motorcycles. Let em have it!!!!

Answer 1

Did Joe B go with you to g*y parade, HD? 4K a year? Had a lot of break downs, huh?

Answer 2

I read these but didn't note any poster's names. I particularly like the one about 2000 miles in a year? The guy said he did TWICE that in a slow year. I put 1000 miles or more on mine every month. I bought it to take the place of my Grand Cherokee when weather permitted. I normally ride an hour or so everyday. (in town and out) Then I take her out on the weekends for a few hundred if the weather agrees. This past weekend had her and me both in a bad way. She was blue and I couldn't brave the thunderstorms to oblige her with a ride.

Answer 3

who cares about them,they dont come around those of us who really ride.as for sportsters one of my choppers is a 76 ironhead ridgid frame, kick only,no front brake or fender,no turn signals,and its got a shovelhead top end. known as a shovster Ron trock created these back in the day. its 98 cubic inches aint no girls bike!!!

Answer 4

I once almost got in a fight with a guy that had his girly sportster in the back of his truck.  I asked him what was wrong with it and why he wasn't riding it.  He countered with something to the effect of, "Hey man, I put 2,000 miles on that last year!".  I mean, I do twice that in a slow year!  Sportsters are a joke - they should be banned

Answer 5

h.d. williams.....lol,youre the one who should be banned,my sporty gets ridden almost as much as your back does. pos

Answer 6

As an old school rider who puts on more than a few miles a year, it is my prayer that rubs keep their bikes on the trailer for as many miles as possible so the road is safe for me. Those idiots will get you killed if they get to close to you. (like one mile or less) And the more of them there are together the dumber they act!!!!!!

Answer 7

A friend saw a T-shirt with the legend, "Nice trailer, p***y!".  Says his wife had to have it and wears it frequently, making sure the RUBs can see it as they ride past the cabs of their trucks.

Answer 8

Sillie yuppie trailers are for boats !

Answer 9

hd you mean you almost ***** slaped

Answer 10

I stay as far away from those guys as possible.

Answer 11

i have a 2007 vstar 1300 touring sitting in my showroom right now, a friend of the dealership's owner talked to the owner about consigning it.... neither appearantly know a thing about bikes

it's got about 3000 km's on it and it's been sitting here for about 4 months.  i won't advertise it and refuse to offer it to sale because he wants more than he paid for the friggin thing (wants to recoup his taxes he paid and the cost of his extended warranty)  he has some 84 month mortgage on the thing so he owes the sky on this thing and it just isn't worth it, never was and never will be.

that.... is a rub in my books, no friggin clue.... doesn't even miss the fact it's been sitting here 4 months not getting used.

i've trailered bikes home i just bought before that couldn't be licensed until they get proper inspections and that embarrasses the h**l out of me to be seen with a bike in a truck or on a trailer.... i don't know how these guys do that trailering around nonsense.... makes it clear they are a poser and a rub