Looking to escape, and relocate to Ireland, can I stay with you?

Question

On the run here, people say I look Irish, maybe thats the best place to go.

Answer 1

Depends on what you're escaping from.

EDIT:Ah yes my dear, but do you have the proper credentials to fit in here?

The ability to cnstantly whinge about the housing market?

A brand new car because the neighbours have one?

An iron liver?

A disparaging disgust and contempt for any local lad done good?

An unreasonable hatred of anyone not Irish who's living here or anyone from Dublin?

An ability to get maudlin and sing rebel songs when drunk?

the list goes on.................

Also, do you like:-

Buttered biscuits.

A nice bit of ham.

A big feed of spuds.

Tayto, cheese and onion.

Keeping her between the ditches. (your car when drunk)

A good feckin read of Ireland's own.

Joe Duffy.

The Late Late show.

A real fire cause 'that central heatin's only a wimmins ting'.

The RA.

Pretending to be in the RA.

Cattle Marts.

Hairy bacon and cabbage.

And I forget the rest of the list, but you get the general idea.

Answer 2

what does Irish look like? well there are 7 kids in my family sure come over i'm sure mam won't even notice you!

Answer 3

I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't. All the best!

Answer 4

St. Patrick, is that you?

Answer 5

Don't advertise the fact that you are on the run!

Answer 6

I have a friend who is a leprachaun and takes in lodgers at a very reasonable rate.  He lives in a place called Mountjoy.

Answer 7

No, you can't.