Loss of my Pie…. what can I do?

Question

The other day whilst fishing with hand grenades at the local trout farm I felt a little peckish so plundered into a packed lunch kindly made for my by Mrs Baggins(92) the cook, as one was about to consume the fetchings of a pie that had been freshly cooked one unfortunately dropped it into the water, the problem is that a few seconds later all the fish rose to the top and they are all dead ?

Can any one tell me what on earth the water company is going to do about it?

What do they put in the water now days and should I demand compensation for the loss of my pie?

Can any one advise me?

Answer 1

Perhaps the pie recipe should not include a hand grenade.  I suggest you sue the fish, for loss of water.

I hope that answers your question, if not, then another one.

p.s. Lady McFud's pie sounds rather tempting.

Answer 2

Are you sure Mrs Baggins isn't trying to poison you old chap?  Either that or the senile old bat mistook the rat killer for oxo cubes again.  I suggest you pop round and tuck into my pie old chap.