Lottery Jackpot win!!!!!?

Question

Having won the lottery last night it has left me with a big problem! Being a strict minimalist I have decided to give it all away. Give me the reason why I shell pick you to give you all the money.

Don`t make a fool of your self and keep it clean please.

Best of luck. Cheers Erwin.

Answer 1

There was a draw last night???.... What country was that in?

Answer 2

give it to me because I am a wonderful person!, I would spread the wealth and donate a large portion to charity

Answer 3

I am a working mum. Working hard to pay bills and child care. I won the lattery the other day. SHame it was only £10.

Happy april fools.

Answer 4

i'm not greedy i'd only ask for 35 thousand so i could pay my mortgage and car off i'd be more than happy at that,

Answer 5

Well, give it to schools and old peoples home. They always lose ut in the big tax lottery.

Answer 6

Give it to me so I can give it to my kids.

Answer 7

Because i am honest, and polite and a model citizen of this country.

My bank account details are

S/C 30-17-34

A/C 05672234

Hang on where has all my money gone?

Are you Nigerian?

Answer 8

it's simple, give it to another answerer as i am not greedy, i'l happily settle for 10 Pt's instead.

Answer 9

I dont have to worry about you at all...........coz   "I"

have got the winning lottery ticket in tonights draw !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Thanks for your offer...Keep it and enjoy it...A £10 win must be great.....

Guten Tag

Answer 11

Because I am very poor and live on a council estate, i access a computer from the local library for free.

Answer 12

I had my own Euro lottery win at the weekend.€21,better than nothing I suppose.

Answer 13

nice try the lottery wasnt drawn last night its tomorrow :-)

Answer 14

Hmmm. APRIL FOOL!

Answer 15

happy april fool, you fud!

Answer 16

haha let me guess another sad atempt to fool people

god people really need to get a life!