MAJOR situation?

Question

Okay I am VERY worried because my neighbor's curtains threw a bomb into my doghouse and now my whole house is going to explode any minute. I went outside to search for the exploder but could not locate it. I called my friend but apparently she was too busy throwing pickles at her doorknob to come help. I dont know what to do. I dont my house to explode!!! normally id just leave but that means the ant poison i have in the garage would explode with the rest of the house, and i cant afford that because ant poison reminds me of my desk, Kilbo.

tips? any advice is appreciated

thx

Answer 1

run and get help fom someone call 911

Answer 2

Just let it explode. If you don't have anything better to do, don't do it here. You are probably not even old enough to be in Yahoo Answers.

Answer 3

wtf?

i'd get as far away from the house as possible.

Answer 4

you need MAJOR help

Answer 5

Grab the dog and get out of the house...then, Call the media right away.  Bomb throwing curtains are rare...sell your story and make a million...then you can buy a dozen new houses...

Oh, and get your neighbor some help... abusing pickles is insane.

Answer 6

Let it go.  If I remember my chemistry correctly, the ant poison will make the explosion very beautiful.  Please post pics of the whole thing!  Thanks!!