MEN ONLY..please...?

Question

Name ONE thing (besides urinating standing up) that women cant do.

We can take steroids and get as muscular like you

We can be CEOs of companies.

WE can be judges, doctors, military,parents,models,inventors,preach... officers,actors,singers,leaders,wrestler... players,teachers,producers,farmers,pilot...

So name one thing you can do with the "XY" chromosomes that women cant do with our "XX" chromosomes.

Answer 1

You know, Madonna once said: "I think I have a d**k in my brain.  I don't need one between my legs." As for your question well,

1.  Women in general do not age gracefully.

2.  Women can never be like a man in their nature.

3.  Women cannot produce sperm.

4.  Women can never be a "male chauvinistic pig"

5.  Women cannot grow beards.

6.  Women can never crave another woman like a man.

7.  Women continue to be "women-haters" and men continue to love all women. and finally,

8.  Women cannot become a president of the United States.

Sorry, but hey, I am a male chauvinist.

Answer 2

Impregnate a woman with sperm made  by us (our testes)!

Answer 3

While I believe the capabilities of an individual are just that, individual, and not based on gender, there are a couple of things women cannot do that men can.

And on an aside, if you don't mind a little mess, women can pee standing up too, guys are just typically lucky enough to keep it off ourselves.

1.  Women cannot die from blunt force trauma to the testicles.  Not directly anyways.

2.  Women cannot create/store/deliver sperm without technological assistance for the last 2.

3.  Women cannot write their name in the snow, or possibly prevent forest fires from a safe distance.

Those are the technical ones.  Now for the ones I've seen in society.  This applies to 99% of women I've run across, but not all.

1.  Women cannot resist making an odd, shrill noise nearly 5 octives higher than their normal voice when around a new born baby.  Many also lose the ability to form simple words, and can only communicate with a serious speech impediment.

2.  Women will hold off on s*x, or use some other manipulative action when they have been wronged by their significant other, instead of rational discussion and resolution.

3.  Women are incapable of seeing the timeless humor in "Caddyshack", or of a well timed/sounding f**t.

4.  Women cannot take a situation at face value.  Women will consistantly think a man they meet has "potential", and can be trained or molded to fit what the woman is looking for in a long term mate.  A man's nature is a man's nature, as a woman's nature is a woman's nature.  Are you going to turn into the rediculously well kept nymphomaniac that he wants a lot of the time (just about 100% of the time when not around his mother)?  Then why would he ever WANT to discuss new curtains?

RESPONSE:  Good, that was the intent

Answer 4

Be rational.

Answer 5

ummm i can't think of anything right now exept produce sperm. hmmm THIS IS HARD

Answer 6

Provide the sperm to fertilize an egg for reproduction.

As for the muscularity... chemical enhancement may be possible, but your skelital structure will never be as dense and impact resistant as a man's. Additionally, a man's will never be as flexible as a woman's.

As a rule, (obvious exceptions exist) men are also able to emotionally deal with violent trauma in a manner which allows them to continue on task (at the moment) and even allows for a greater degree of focus.

The nature of your question seems to be.. "are not all things equal?" They are not. Men and women are not equals, not in any species.

That being said, let me state the following. Women are not equal to men. Men are not equal to women. One is not superior to the other, but they are not equal.

As a woman, stand straight legged, Bend at the waist. lift a 15 pound object from the floor, located 2'-3' from your toes. This you can do. As a man. I cannot. My skeletal density is located in my upper torso, yours in your legs and hips. I am top-heavy and cannot lift this light object from the floor. that being said.

With no chemical assistance, take a fit woman, and a fit man. have them each bench press 150% of tehir body weight. If the woman is able to, she cannot match this weight at the same number of repetitions as the man.

What do each of the following examples mean... men and women are not equal. one is not superior to the other, they are just not the same.

What affect does this have on your ability to run a fortune 500 company... none. What affect does this have on my ability to run a fortune 500 company... none.

Women (as a rule) tend to be more emotional in their decision making process. Not coming up with better or worse decisions, just more emotional in the process.

Men (as a rule) tend to be more logical in their decision making process. Not coming up with better or worse decisions, just more logical in the process.

Neither gender removes emotion or logic from the process, but based on the general "wiring" of the brains, they tend to think differently. As a result of the differences, for long periods of time women were thought to be inferior. Clearly this has been proven to be inacurate. However, stating that the genders are equal, is just as inacurate. 'Man' is the only creature who denies the differences of the genders, their inherent strengths and weaknesses, in an effort to make them equal. No otehr creature denies their nature in an effort to make the males assume feminine roles or to make the women attempt to assume masculine roles.

For example, take lions. In a pride, or society, the females hunt and provide food, and the males provide protection from enemies and genetic material for offspring. Clearly if the females can hunt, they can defend themselves. And if the males stayed alive before they took a pride, the males can hunt. But, the males are better equipped for the impacts of combat. And the females communicate better as needed for more effective hunting. Working together and by utilizing their differences, the pride stays strong.

Just a thought.