MEN [and boys] what do you put in your trunks to enhance your look when coming out of the cold sea?

Question

all us men know what damage cold water can do to a mans appearance when emerging from the cold sea around the britsh coasts, the cold water turns your babys arm holding an orange into a snail gone home, how do you over come this cruel act by mother nature

Answer 1

Stay out of cold water

Answer 2

my wife

Answer 3

A red herring. But not crabs or lobsters.

Answer 4

im a big boy i don't need anything and lmao at the baby holding an orange.

Answer 5

A cod piece or a herring *****