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MONOPOLY : an EVIL game?

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i hate monopoly... it takes so long and its evil

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play it with siblings : results in cat squeels and hair pulling.

play it with church friends : _______

play with mates : ___________

play it with parents : _________

play it drunk with randoms : _____

play it with old people at nursing home : _______

play it with your girlfriend/boifriend : ________

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  1. If the game seems too long, there are things you can do to speed it up.  First, make sure you play by the published rules - don't put money in Free Parking or double the salary to $400 for landing on Go (which is a common variation).  You can deal all the property cards out at random to start the game, so everyone owns property and you can get right to dealing and building.  Finally, you can check out some of the new game variations - there is a new board with "speed dice" that helps move the actiona long, as well as Electronic Banking Monopoly and Mega Monopoly, both versions should help get your game going faster.

    For more info on playing Monopoly, check out http://www.monopshop.com/variations .


  2. if you want to speed things up randomly divide all the cards out at the beginning.

    monopoly is a good game you just have to have some patience.

    you should try monopoly jr. or maybe hungry hungry hippos.

  3. play it with church friends : ends up in confession

    play with mates : results in rematch , H$LL NO

    play it with parents :results in dad sleeping on couch

    play it drunk with randoms : ends up peices stuck to forehead

    play it with old people at nursing home : results in never finishing cause had to call 911

    play it with your girlfriend/boifriend : never finished because of  that stare he gives me before ,  well you know , bed

  4. play it with church friends, they'll hear you curse and say bad things about god

    play it with mates, you make up all kinds of crazy rules, play for 4 days, make extra money out of notebook paper, and have 50 hotels on every property

    play it with parents, they won't play it with me anymore

    play it drunk with randoms, assuming theres enough booze, you'll all lose count and no one will care

    play it with old people at nursing homes, you'll learn about the "real" value of a dollar

    play it with your girlfriend/boyfriend, you'll be sleeping on the couch!

  5. play it with siblings : results in cat squeels and hair pulling.

    play it with church friends : boring, throw the game across the rooom

    play with mates : laugh for being so retarded for starting the game in the first place

    play it with parents : both will probably finish

    play it drunk with randoms : laugh and be retarded the whole time

    play it with old people at nursing home : wont know what to do

    play it with your girlfriend/boifriend : hahahaha

  6. well i dont know y u hate monopoly

    i dont know answers to ur  riddles but i do know monopoly is nt an evil game!

  7. play it with siblings : but never finish cause we drunk.

    play it with church friends : and realize im lost

    play with mates : n have a pretty good time

    play it with parents : don't come back home for 8mo.

    play it drunk with randoms : and get mad that im losing

    play it with old people at nursing home : and waste 16 hrs

    play it with your girlfriend/boifriend : and cuss him drunkenly

  8. o..k.....maybe...it is....too/also to long...

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