MY GREAT AUNT ALBERTA JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!!! WHAT DO I DO????!!!!?

Question

my ear has been bleeding for the past 2 ours ever since are car het me and i fell and hit the curb. i know this isnt such a big deal, but i'm kinda getting tired of the blood ive already filled up 2 glasses of waxy-blood. i couldnt really see the drivers face, but i dont think it matters. so anyways how can i get my ear to stop bleeding?

Answer 1

ok this is easy to answer.

get off of the computer.

call 911

tell them that you are have illusions

and that you are in need of a mental evaluation and 72 hour hold

enjoy your break it sound like you need it.  

and thank you for the 2 points :)

Answer 2

troll

Answer 3

you were saying....... sorry, my eyes is still beleeding reading what you have been writing...even stupid knows what to do

Answer 4

wait okay i'll answer both of your questions

1. call 911 and tell them about your aunt

2. go to the doctor!!! that is very not good.

good luck :)

Answer 5

Doctor, Doctor ASAP you lost a lot of blood and if you can't hear specially and it's important to have all your senses you only have your eyes now and one ear so go to the doctor emergency ASAP!!!  

Answer 6

I think this is a poor joke.  If it's not, call 911.

Answer 7

Ummm...call 911 and ask them to help you and your aunt.  

Answer 8

6/5, this is very good trolling material, a great aunt named alberta, a cat, 2 glasses of blood, no smell or taste, horrible spelling, and people are taking it seriously, i love it

Answer 9

Whatever, loser!