MY husband says he does not m********e???

Question

He says he is not good with his hands. It would be wonderful if he would actually admit to it, because I do it as well. I want to catch him at it. Are there any physical signs I can look for? I know something has to be going on because we havent had s*x in three weeks! And he says "thats what dreams are for" referring to wet dreams. Something is just off to me! He is 33

Answer 1

Mastubation is not exactly voluntary for males, and more than having a period is for females.  One way or another the sperm will leave or risk being killed by the body's immune system.

Sperm cells represent only half the male's DNA.  They are enemies in the eyes of the immune system.  Nature supplies them with a helper cell which serves to lie to the body's system.

The problem with this system is that the helper cell has a shelf life.  It will die, leaving the sperm to fend for itself...  Eventually the immune system finds out about it and prepars anti-bodies to go after our own sperm cells.

Males that mastubate are thus healthy males.  My parents knew this and encouraged me when they caught me mastubating at age 5.  Yes.. I did say age 5.  Having a f******n made all the difference in the wworld.  It teaches you how to mastubate every time you go pee and move the hood back across the silky wet sensitive head.

In the U.S.  Cricumcision has destroyed males.  Making most of them dysfunctional.  In fact its big business.  Hospitals charge 1,000 dollars per opperation and bill big insurance.  They then sell the foresking in an otherwise underground trade to labs across the country.  

It a billion dollar business.  Big noney cutting then big money selling.

All at the cost to males and their sexsuality.

Later these males will require KY because their hand is designed for griping not sliding, and their heads are thick and dry making it difficult if not impossible to enter their women without lube.  

Not so for the natural male who can enter a woman in seconds using nothing at all.

This mutilation carries on to later in life for a male.  A male up against all odds.  The U.S. ranks number one oin the world for Sexsual dysfunction.  Enter big business again.  Now we can restore a f******n for a price.  Actually it can help with keeping the head sensitive and moist, but all the blood supply and nerves have been destroyed long ago so only a little help is possible.

Then Viagra, and Cialis and countless other drugs are now not only nessesary but costly.  Its expensive being male in the U.S.

Maybe he cannot perform because society had placed far too much stress on his very existance.  Wet dreams are the body trying its best to get rid of sperm before the body has a chance to design antibodies dedicated to destroying his manhood.

I mastubate not every day like many males...  I was not born here. I am British, and we don't cut our p***s.  I mastubate 5 times a day at age 45.  Considered a lot here.  Not so in England where most males are natural.

Hope this might help.  Its a problem that few know of, and even less care to acknowledge, but this musch is certain.  The trend is turning and where it was once 90 percent of males cut.  

Now its only 60 percent and dropping fast as more and more people become aware for the devistating effects that hurt women and men.

Men physically, and women and their emotions in a relationship.

I hope this helps a bit.  

Viagra, and some understanding, with reduced pressure to perform could hold the cure.  Restoration might also help a great deal.

All of this comes at a cost of both time and money, and a lot of understanding.  I hope this helps.  It is my intension to be the best answer you get.

good luck to the both of you.

Answer 2

sounds like he should not have married a child if what he wants is a woman.

Answer 3

Install a hidden camera in the room, and review the footage at the end of each day for evidence of masturbation.

Answer 4

He's DEFINATELY lying. lol

97% of healthy men m********e. Maybe he's embarrased.

Tell him that YOU do it also. Maybe that'll make him feel better!

Answer 5

hey if you go to one of those spy stores you can buy that spray they use on 20/20 to check hotel rooms for s***n just spray some in his unddies and see if there is any man love and you will know he is s******g someone eles or jerking off

Answer 6

Well I have s*x with my partner 5 times a day and he doesnt either- he dont need to ;)

Answer 7

hope things work out for you, but the odds are that he is doing it  

Answer 8

like most men he is roughing up the suspect in private. you just cant catch him because like all men he started playing pocket pool in his early teens. your husband is now 33 years old and would be considered a veteran with over 15 years of concealed masturbation under his belt. he knows your schedule and daily routine, and if you want to catch him you need to switch up your daily routine.

or your husband is cheating on you.

Answer 9

He's lying or he's not even good to himself. Either way why do you care its nothing to be ashamed of or embarassed about?  If he doesn't he's the one losing out. You don't even have to be good with your hands to do it, for both sexes its pretty easy. Moist hands and a freshly softened p***s??? A sac that's empty? haha Why are with somebody so much older than you is the question? You need to make sure he's not sleeping with someone else when he's not sleepin with you. Other than a wet vajay jay theres no physical signs for us, oh yeah--the swelling.

Hey, that little whisper you hear telling you somethins off is your divine connection to your soul telling you that you aren't on the path to your own happiness. Most ppl call it tuition, gut feelin listen to it. God is tryin to tell you something. It doesn't steer you wrong.  

Answer 10

Well if you two have s*x on a daily basis, then he doesn't need to m********e.

He could be doing it at work in a bathroom stall =o

Well if he's mad and then walks away for a while and then he is happy, then there is one sign.

Answer 11

wow either he is completely lying and just very sneaky or maybe he is having an affair.