Make Me Laugh And You Get Best Answer ?

Question

Its Pretty Self Explanatory

Answer 1

look in a mirror

Answer 2

so there was a guy who died tragically, and he reached heaven. upon reaching heaven, he saw many clocks with different times and asked god, "why are the times different?"

god then said, "oh, no, son. these aren't any ordinary clocks. they're lying clocks. when somebody lies, it moves. look at the one over there..it has never moved because it is saint terresa's. look at the one besides it..its has only moved twice...its president abraham's."

then the guy asks, "where is obama's?"

god said in reply, "oh, yes, that one. we put that in the office for a fan."

Answer 3

George W Bush got elected twice, nothing funnier than that

Answer 4

what do u call a blonde with brains------a labradore

what do u call a L*****n octopus-----  a licalotapus

Answer 5

In Albequerque, a 42-year old man was shot to death - by his own mother - in their home.  In further news, the man's interview with Family Magazine has been cancelled.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions" He observed

To the first mother, Mary, he said " You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter candy"

He turned to the second mother, Ann, " Your obsession is with money, Again it manifests itself in your childs name, Penny"

He then turned to the third mother, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol, This too show's itself in your childs name Brandy"

At this point the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered " Come on d**k, we're leaving"

Answer 8

i saw amy winehouse making out with godzilla