Make me smile? ?

Question

im depressed at the moment.

low self esteem... ugh.

Answer 1

whats 12 inches and makes women cry?

a still birth.

Answer 2

One time my dog came inside and dragged his butt across the kitchen floor (in front of company) and left a foot long brown streak on the floor....now its funny, but it was SICK at the time!

Answer 3

Visit this site - http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/74...

Answer 4

listen to rhcp

Answer 5

Question - What would happen if all the cars in the US were pink ?

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Answer - You would have a "carnation".

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(Wish I could give you a bouquet to cheer you up hun)

Answer 6

RELAX...YOUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

Answer 7

my friend's cat started rubbing his butt on the wall. it left a stain of brown. now whenever we walk past it we start to laugh lol!

Answer 8

aww im sorry..

if you were here id give you a bigggg hug :]

Answer 9

I will do better than that ... I will make you laugh!

Watch this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAD1uTR1...

Answer 10

Laughter is the best medicine!  Pop in your favorite funny movie, watch something inspirational like The Secret, or watch Dave Shappelle (if you are old enough, if not, watch cartoons.  Meaning, do something quickly to divert your attention from yourself, even taking a walk might help.  An idle mind they say is the devil's workshop - don't  let that depression thing seep in.  It keeps  you from doing good things.  Just what the devil wants....you see, if he keeps us down, then we can't do the things that God wants us to do, to see, to hear and to experience.  The more people he can keep down, the better it is for him..  Fight it and know that you are a child of the most high God and nothing can get you down.

Answer 11

just relax and think abt urself as someone special..we all are special in our own ways.it's just ur mind playing games...just go out relaxed and spend a full day outside free of thoughts concerning you..look around and observe...

at the end of the day nobody thinks abt me or you..other than we oursleves think abt us ..it's a unique fact..people have no time at all to think abt others all day..they might and if so that too only for a few minutes or so..they will forget things cos they have their lives to live..likewise we are all the same..cos we are humans made to think alike..live ur life and take it as a challenge to think positive..it's hard in the beginning but once u get going..it will be easy for you..

just do that..u will be good in no time

Answer 12

Two muffins are in their baking tin in the oven.

One muffin says to the other muffin "Man, it's hot in here"

The other muffin says "Wow, a talking muffin"

xxoo, hope this put a smile on your face.  I am thinking about you.  

Answer 13

awwh.

don't worry everone is beautiful.

here are some of my fav youtube vids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3c...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXNnJE6gN...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk9g20EQN...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0L...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0omjqLTZ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JdM75Bf...