Male Sexual Innuendo. Please Help? :D ?

Question

I need a sexual innuendo I can use for two guys. And no, they're not ghey or anything. They're normal heterosexual males. But, they're not human, and their kind are like... Hawt. :D So. I need a sexual innuendo that the local high school girls will/can relate them to. Thanx.

Answer 1

They could be described as proud presenters.

I'll leave it to you to discern the nuanced meaning of that phraseology.