Man U hails new signing Phelps?

Question

Alex Ferguson has hailed the signing of Michael Phelps as his best in his entire managerial career.

"In the history of football, no one has ever signed an Olympics 8-gold medal winner. I'm proud to say that I, Alex Ferguson, have accomplished this single-handedly," said the MU manager.

Ferguson plans to use Phelps as lead diver once the master cheat Ronaldo is safely packed away to Real Madrid's reserves side.

Answer 1

Duh. Phelps is a swimmer not a diver.  

Answer 2

hahahahaha. you cant even distinguish between a diver and a swimmer. hahaha. you must be a scouse. or you've stayed too long in liverpool already. usually its liverpudlians who have this mental block.

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

C'mon Sheqi, tell us. Are you a Gooner or Chelski? I got 5 bucks says you're a Gooner.