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Man at the beech?

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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

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  1. OUCH!!! That sounds like the Teddy bear joke that was a good one


  2. Not funny

  3. Ew this is sooooooooooooooooooo sich you shouldn't have this on the internet! SICK! (its kinnda funny though LOL)

  4. lol that was a good one! i actually laughed! star for you*!

  5. lmao haha... really good joke!!

  6. what really makes me laugh is everybody else who found it funny

  7. That one is better than my version.

    A little green martian shoots lazer beams at the girl and she bites it's head off.

  8. t'is an old joke but still funny

    * for u

  9. oh poor birdy! wasn't she not supposed to touch it??

  10. LOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was really funny!!!!!!!

  11. Lmao!

  12. i bet he will never have a son of a beach huh

  13. haha

  14. funny & disgusting ;D

  15. that was funny

    and sounds very painful lol

  16. Cute !!!

  17. lolz

  18. hahahaha

    lol

    funny

    and

    ewwwwwwwwwww

  19. hahahah.....hahahhaha very fuinny got more?

  20. i herd this story 3 yrs ago and it still cracks me up
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