Man goes to h**l and.........?

Question

A guy dies and is sent to h**l. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in **** up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with **** up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with **** up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

Answer 1

HAHA. funny joke. totally unexpected.:D  

Answer 2

Hilarious and also holds a little moral and such but who cares past the funny part :), besides if you can understand what moral a story has chances are you already knew it anyway. :)

Answer 3

Funny, but an old joke, that has no place in the Philosophy Section. Stand in the corner for 10 min.

Answer 4

TWO THINGS HAPPEN(not shouting,just emphatic)No1.He spends eternity with his mother-in-law 24/7  No.2  He spends eternity having tol

look at himself in the mirror 24/7,eyeball to eyeball.  Eric S/via Natchez ,MISS. THANKS TO GUSTAV!

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

So the moral of the story here is- If you go to h**l, any way you look at it, you're in deep S*%T!!! *LOL*

Answer 7

Funny, but not a question. Still funny. I giggled a little bit. Yep.