Man walked into a bar (2?

Question

with this lizard thing onhis shoulder

''pint of bitter and a whisky for tiny''

why do you call him tiny''?

''cos he's mynewt''

Answer 1

lol x

Answer 2

man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his underwear

The bartender sees him and asks, Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?

the man says its driving me nuts!

Answer 3

Have another glass of red OPG, they will seem funnier then

Answer 4

<groan>

You're getting there!

Answer 5

I feel a bit embaressed by laughing at this!!

Answer 6

Oh no.  I wished I had stayed at work.  Lol.

Brian ~  Another Broon Dog is it?  Take your time, it's good stuff.

Answer 7

Ha ha ha....well, vaguely amusing I guess....

Is it the same guy who went to a fancy dress party with his girl friend riding piggy-back. When asked what he'd come as he said "a snail, and this is Michelle".

Answer 8

ha ha ha oldie but goldie,,,

Answer 9

Giggles and chortles copiously!!!

Answer 10

The oldies are the best. lol

Answer 11

getting better by the bottlefull - keep 'em coming

(and the drinks please Chris)

Answer 12

lol heard it before but i guess you just cant beat the oldies!

=)

Answer 13

its not a lion its a giraffe.