Man walks into a bar 3)?

Question

with a cat and an ostrich

cat and ostrich sit down man buys three pints

after a bit

ostrich comes to bar bearing a sign saying three pints of bitter please,barman serves and takes money

beer is drunk,followed by cat ostentasiosly tapping pockets ad shaking head

man gets up and goes to bar for next round

''what was that with the cat''/?

''long story''

''well''

''i was walking along the beatch when i picked up a bottle and out popped a genie, who granted me a single wish''

'

so what did you wish for''

''a bird with long legs and a tight pu55y'

Answer 1

That's more like it Oban!

lol!

Answer 2

Ha ha ha very good,,,,

Answer 3

They are not getting any better.

Answer 4

ha ha ha.

Answer 5

lol they is getting a bit better!

Answer 6

Keep it up my friend, 60%

Answer 7

God funny

Answer 8

haha - getting good

Answer 9

no im a frayed knot.

Answer 10

Ha, Here's another one:

Piece of string walks into a bar,

'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please'

Barman 'get out, we don't serve string here'

String goes out and unravels one end before going back in

String 'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please'

Barman ' are you a length of string'

String ' I'm afraid not '

fraid knot....

Answer 11

oooh Oban i can hear your bed callin ya lol x