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ManU jokes? Give a star?

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Q-What's the difference between Van der sar and a taxi driver?

A-Taxi driver only lets in 4 at a time!

Q- What's the difference between ManU and a tea bag in the cup?

A- Tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Van der sar must be changed to Joe Hart
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Q- Whats the difference between you and a ********?

A- Nothing!
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Ok remind me when VDS last left in more than 4 goals in a game??

Man Utd...What cup now? The FA CUP THAT WE HAVE WON A RECORD no of times or the Carling Cup we haven't won since 2004!

Nice effort but poor jokes! My stars are safe!!

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im not a man.utd fan but even i didnt find them to be that funny

good try though

need a little practice! : )
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That's nice jokes u had
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Sorry but I don't think either joke applies to Utd, City yes.
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Poor effort very poor ...don't give up your day job son!
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It's funny how neither of those could be further from the truth. Nice job!
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Q - How many Manchester United fans does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

A - 560,001...one to s***w the bulb in, 60,000 to say they've been doing it for years, and 500,000 to buy the replica shirt.
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aaahahahh brilliant! *stared

One more :)

Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

haha

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Go on then tell me the last time Van Der Sar let 4 in??? Well, go on!!!!
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