Manifested manipulation: Spot fixing hits cricket journalists, physicians and fans (Part 2)
Maroon Smallcat has called for a world-wide investigation by the http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Scotland-c756 Yard into the role of villains such as Lord of the rings Smeagol, Cookie Monster and the evil sisters of Cinderella amongst many others. He has also demanded a crack down on the ice
cream vendors selling ice creams during a cricket game for they result in bet fests.
“We must crack down on them hard,” Mr Maroon’s voice thundered in the room.
“To that end, I have bought this magic harmonica. We will all play this together and it will momentarily stun the criminal tentacles of Mr. Hameed’s empire. Then we can go and catch them. “
“So how do you plan on locating them once they are stunned?” asked one member.
Mr. Maroon has expressed his desire to hire the services of the gypsy psychic witch from a cartoon series who will help the ICC locate the stunned members of the bookie network. It is alleged that Mr. Hameed has made quite an empire for himself. His latest
investment comes in the form of a tailor made suit. He has also quite recently bought a Suzuki Mehran, a very expensive sports vehicle which is the latest addition to his massive empire.
However, the ICC has raised concerns that he is quite a big fish and he has systematically destroyed all his sim cards and call records. Sources however have claimed that there might be the likelihood that the ICC is exaggerating some parts of their report,
since Mr Hameed was mugged by a robber in Karachi who stole his cell phone on gun point.
Mr. Maroon has also given clear instructions that from now on, the committee will closely scrutinize the facebook accounts of different players, fans and physiotherapists since Mr. Shehzad mainly operates from one social networking site.
“We are not familiar with the social networking site and this is one of the major hurdles in our investigation to catch the culprits. Due to technology advancements and the advent of iPhones and Blackberry’s our investigative capabilities have truly been
affected since we are more familiar with older generation Nokia’s and msn messenger.”
“It is time we rid the world of spot fixing, and returning to old fashioned journalism, involving cricketing arguments against the liposuction of cricketers these days, or what part of a female body does http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ijaz-Butt-c64128 get likened to on twitter or simply an anecdote
involving Veena Malik and Obi Von Kannobi from star wars,” Maroon stated in his meeting.
The journalists, fans and physiotherapists have been sent home. However that has taken place due to drunk driving. No other evidence has been found, although Mr Maroon’s daughter, along with her friends and Kindergarten teacher have formed an investigative
team and are calling themselves the Power Puff girls. They hope to put an end to the wickedness of all the villains and said, they will come down hard on Mr Hameed and the Cookie Monster who have been working together for some time now to induce cavity in
kids and more importantly spot fixing in cricket.
In an interview with his daughter Veena Smallcat, she said, “Daddy has a little lamb, he left it in the closet, and when he went to let it out, it left a little deposit.”
Reports of spot-fixing first surfaced when writers started writing hundreds of articles a month on match-fixing. The suspicious pattern of writing in those articles induced Mr. Maroon Smallcat to have an investigation and the contents of the final report
were mind baffling.
In a sting operation, bookie Shehzad Hameed a.k.a ‘Shezu dangerous’ was caught with six Rs. 5 notes on the table along with some Rs. 20 notes as well, that he said would be paid to all the writers and journalists writing reports on match fixing. He also
foretold that a particular writer Michelle Beckett would have a double space in the third line of the fourth article of the day. Surprisingly enough, there was a double space in the third line which confirmed ICC’s suspicions about Mr. Hameed and his illegal
activities.
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