Marmite is the best fake tan available.?

Question

My frield has used marmite to provide a healthy fake tan...

Try it it is great!!

Answer 1

That's true, and it's also a good way to befriend dogs in the park....

Answer 2

dont go down the docks covered in Marmite you will be licked to death

Answer 3

Tell them to bathe in tea.

Answer 4

who needs it, the weather forecast for this week is very promising and i shall be getting my thrupenny bits out in the garden this week !  lol x

Answer 5

Lol! I laughed my head off when i read this! lol! It actually doens't seem that bad. Its better than using tanning beds and staying in the sun too long, as that can damage your skin.

I'm sorry to say, that i hate marmite! So i won't want to be smelling of it! :)

I would try it though! :) But wouldn't you get all sticky!

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Answer 6

I love to rub Marmite all over my girlfriend and l**k it off!!

Answer 7

I love marmite but dont want to smell of it - sorry

Answer 8

be a bit sticky & it's a yellowish green color

Answer 9

lol Random Hangman ...I could just imagine that.

Naa, my partner prefers honey ;-)