Marriage Rules (JOKE)?

Question

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Answer 1

i luv it

Answer 2

He he he he....

Good one....

I see you already know how to handle Ace !!!

Answer 3

He says

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments

She tells

No that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not

A good reply to him

good joke

Answer 4

Bet you he'll never leave the house

Answer 5

haha:]

Answer 6

lol he'll be home everyday

good joke^^