Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her masters
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you
wish you had ordered that.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it
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