Mastercard, Priceless... Commercial Ideas?

Question

I need to make one of those funny mastercard commercials for my web design class and I need a really funny Idea

Answer 1

Open with a really innocent college aged couple going to the movies and the caption, "Movie tickets, popcorn, and soda - $35.00". Then show them having dinner together and the caption, "Burgers and shakes for two, $45.00". And then have them making out on the couch with her on top and just clawing all over him and him trying to reach his pants which are lying on the floor which have his wallet and a very distinctive round object in it and the caption,"An extra one when you REALLY need it - Priceless - Trojan"