Masturbating Am I phycho?

Question

One day I went to band class and saw the valves of my musical trumpet open. I was like wtf. Why would they be opened. I came up with this theory. I and this kid were in a verbal fight for like 5 days and I think he could have masturbated into it. I've been telling myself that's that's crazy but I keep on doing the "what if" thing. To add to this I'm thinking he has HIV. I don't know. To giv info on him, he's not what a good person would hang around with. He's emo does drugs and carries condoms around and he's a bit crazy. He's not like a person that was in jail before. He can be a good kid but he chooses not to. I think it's his parent's that didn't discipline him. He's 15. I would give him a 5% chance he has hiv put am still worried about this. Again I don't know if he has HIV and don't know if he masturbated into it. I made this theory up cause I was in a fight with him. It could be a .00001 chance he did it cause it could be anything. But I;ve been trying to get these thoughts out of my head but just can't forget about it. I know this is crazy. Could you just give me your comments and that's much appreciated. If you think I'm crazy just say it or if you think it's plausible just say it etc.

Answer 1

UH

my vote is "CRAZY"

Answer 2

why dont you just clean your instrument????

Answer 3

Did you clean the trumpet? I hope so. That friend of yours is a psycho. I think it would be better for you to call your HIV Center in the area where you live. They will give you more info. I don't think you have HIV. But itwould good to find out  

Answer 4

you STINK

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Answer 5

You are nuts:you have been asking this question in different shapes and sizes for month's now:give us a break will you?

Next time gonna report you.

Space.

Answer 6

You could just, you know, turn the trumpet sideways or upside down or whatever to see ifin any s***n falls out.  If not, then...well, he didn't.  Probably.

Answer 7

if he has aids then you can try and sue him!

Answer 8

Given that there's a 95%, according to your estimates, that he does not have HIV, the first rule of HIV transmission applies; which is, HIV needs to be present for transmission to occur. HIV starts to die as soon as it leaves the human body. I'd say you're a bit obsessed over nothing.

Answer 9

im with you dude

Answer 10

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING THIS FOR LIKE A YEAR

you wanna stop now?

Answer 11

paranoia?

I fink so =]

Answer 12

were there any stains inside the trumpet?, did it feel bumpy?

i sometimes do the "what if" thing, its a real pain in the **** i know, i always find it helps to look at the circumstantial evidence.

was this guy in the vicinity at the time you think he came in your trumpet, was he even near the place you keep your trumpet at all that day?

how long was your trumpet left alone for?

would this guy of had easy access to your trumpet, i.e., would somebody else have seen him going to your trumpet, if so, ask this person if this guy was near your trumpet on that day?

also, if you come on anything, when it dries, that item has a smell you can't mistake.

Answer 13

your a complete idiot that has no life

Answer 14

take apart the trumpet and clean it...you're supposed to do that every few months anyway...the valves are a little tight for a p***s too...especially if he is anywhere near a 15 year old size...i'm talking girth not lenght...i wouldn't worry, but if you really are you should take it in a bathtub and take it apart and clean it

Answer 15

WOW, you have one h**l of an imagination!!!!!! Go to a psychiatrist.

Answer 16

your a little paranoid dude

Answer 17

i dont think ur crazy wash it or sometjing but if there is white stuff in it eww