May I practice my crazy martial arts on you?

Question

May I practice my crazy martial arts on you?

Answer 1

Yeah but I hit back.

Answer 2

have you thought of buying a blow up doll?

Answer 3

if you think your big enough.

Answer 4

no problem as long as when you are done i can practice taking slapshots at you.

Answer 5

over my dead body.  

Answer 6

sure but it sounds like fun as long as i can practice on u  

Answer 7

of course you can max, of course you can.

Answer 8

ya if your really tired of living and what your life ended quickly.

Answer 9

sure,

since i'm just getting back into european sword can I use you as a test cutting dummy?

you'll need to sign a waiver and probably we should go to a deserted island outside united states jurisdiction- don't worry, I'll pay for the air fare.

there are some "quick breaks" I would love to test on you in unarmed fighting as well- I guarantee my stuff hurts harder than your made up "jet li" movie moves.

Answer 10

Sure ''knock yourself out''.