May I use the restroom please?

Question

I really gotta go. may I please use the restroom? please?

Answer 1

go use that toilet/urinal

Answer 2

Yes, but if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

Answer 3

go for it, hope everything comes out ok.

Answer 4

Just make sure you put the seat back down.  Didn't anyone ever tell you that you shouldn't wait to the last minute to go potty....

Answer 5

Restroom? It's in the back.

And remember, no job is finished untill the paper work is done!

Answer 6

If you have to go that badly don't let anyone stop you!

Answer 7

seriously go ahead.

Answer 8

you are not funny

Answer 9

only if you have done all your assigned duties for the day.

Answer 10

No. Go In Your Pants.

Answer 11

no

Answer 12

Upstairs, first turn to the right.

Answer 13

No.

negative.

nuh uh. & stop asking!

Answer 14

go for it do it in your pants for all i care =]

Answer 15

You are free to go anywhere you like.  But are you responsible enough to consider the consequences and accept those consequences as reality?

Answer 16

If you are trying to be funny you aren't I think you are acting really stupid.

Answer 17

Yes, do you need a hand?  Are you going to your office to do paperwork?

Answer 18

Yes, you may.  Take this hall pass with you.

Answer 19

sure...

Answer 20

Your gonna have to buy something first - I would suggest the Charmin because the stuff we got in there will literally tear you a new one.

Answer 21

No you can't.  Now what are you going to do?