Mc Donalds......... very curious ?

Question

Whilst in the City, today, happened to troll past Mc Donalds.

Quite excited I entered, ( surprised to see so many of the Great unwashed ???) and asked to see the menu.

NOWHERE was Grouse, Cullen skink, or Haggis, nor any 7yo malt !!!!!!

All famous from Angus Mcdonald's estate.......

I ordered a Big Mac in honour of Angus, couldnt find a knife and fork anywhere?

Answer 1

How long have you been on drugs?

Answer 2

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Answer 3

excellent post! I for one appreciated it!!

Answer 4

that must have been a real culture shock i think you are supposed to take your own knife fork and plate

Answer 5

and what were you smoking when you went their?

Answer 6

THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... There is a menu behind the people behind the counters heads... look at that and i dont know what a haggis or 7yo malt and neither does anyone else! So go in and order fries a shake and a cheeseburger and they will know what ur talking about!

Answer 7

No speciality service in MCD because it is a fast food restaurant. What you see is what you get.

Answer 8

Your question is?

Answer 9

bigmac?

Answer 10

apple...pie?

Answer 11

And this is a McDonalds you say. I am shocked and appalled!

Answer 12

Surely thats a waste of 5 points for you. You didnt even ask a question. And a knife and fork for a burger?? Use your fingers. Its in a bun.

Answer 13

I had a very similar experience at an establishment called the Burger King. Naturally I thought it was a tribute to Elvis, turned out to be a soup kitchen run by children in their playtime.

Curious how some people having read your question (I paraphrase) Is McDonald's very curious? would assert that you hadn't asked a question. Which country do we know that doesn't teach punctuation?. For their benefit, a question mark denotes a question. Clear?, yes?, mmm?

Answer 14

You and I were made to enjoy the finer things life like decent food that's all there is to it.  I am Scottish and appalled that I can't catch a decent haggis anymore, my estate having been erm well had to sell the silver!!  I make lovely Cullen Skink, so come over with your 7 year old malt and we'll get the crack.My grandad worked at Talisker so we blame him on our collective downfall!!  

Luv from Camilla the First (not if I can help it)xxxx

The great unwashed do not use knives and forks, at best its a fork it just shoves it down quicker.  !!   Luv Camilla xxxx

Answer 15

Yawn.

Answer 16

You have actually been in one of those establishment and survived? I find it hard to believe that they did not have the very basics of culinary survival, no Grouse? I'm sorry Chardon, I just don't believe you, preposterous, no Malt, ridiculous, you wont catch us out like that.

Answer 17

You aren't serious, are you?  But you know, if you are, that's OK...

Answer 18

Good point you have made

Answer 19

What are you talking about???

Answer 20

They're meaning angus beef, not angus steak....

sorry to disappoint you

mickie d's is incredibly awesome

but that is my opinion...

that's not a fact

but... it CAN be proven!!

yum yumm!!

McDonald's is AWESOME