Me and my cousin have a bet...details below!!!?

Question

we agreed that if i drink a gallon of water and hold it in until 9:00 P.M 2nite that my cousin will run around in a speedo that is a size 20 and hes a size 25 waist. i really need to go to the bathrooom and im about to wet in my pants. idk whats gonna happen im seriously about to pee in my jeans (by the way im wearing skinny jeans which are kinda givin me a *****). can you help me figure out how to forget about it. if i lose i have to run around in the speedo and im a size 27 waist.

Answer 1

get ready to wear that speedo

Answer 2

u better take a p**s rite now

cuz some ppl die like that

Answer 3

watch a movie. standing up.

Answer 4

Releasing that water will help you lose some of those inches on your waist.  Since I wear a speedo regularly to swim this bet doesn't hold much of an embarrassment factor for me.  Go pee and think through your bets a little more next time.

Answer 5

pissin' all that water out should make enough room to squeeze into that speedo, bub. maybe if you just make 'sssss' noises around your cousin- he'll pee before you. thats what my a$$ older bros used to do when we traveled and I had a weak bladder and had to peee so bad. they would ssssssay wordsssss with lotssss of ssssssssesssss in them... it made it worse- trust me.

Answer 6

think about penguins,