Me and my mum-in-law want to retire, but Charles is insisting on playing the waiting game. ?

Question

What do you think? Personally, he is raving bonkers, so would you settle for hunky William and let us both retire to Balmoral please. Thanks so much xx Camilla oh God pass me the gin Liz and a ***.

Answer 1

You are not Camilla.If you were Camilla,you'd never post anything like your "question" in any public forum.The real Camilla understands the nuts and bolts of the monarchy;she also knows that Charles wants to,and will reign as king one day.But he MUST wait;he and Camilla both know that the Coronation oath is for "all the days of my life." He and Camilla are also quite aware of the Abdication Crisis caused by Edward VIII's decision to step dpwn from the job.Elizabeth will reign for all the days of her life.The real Camilla is very aware that it has always been known that Charles' reign would be a relatively short one,as Edward VII's was after his mother,Victoria's long reign.Charles is expected to begin some modernization and strengthening of the monarchy.

Answer 2

I think if you suggest to Her Maj that she retire, you will be in the Tower quick-smart and soon after without your head.

besides, what do you do at present that you have to retire FROM?

and Charles seems keen to bumble along as usual.

if you retired, he may have the time and energy to pursue some horsey neighbour keen enough on a title to distract his interest?

Answer 3

It must be strange to have these feelings of grandeur, is something missing in your life?

Answer 4

He's been at them mushrooms again hasn't he.

Answer 5

Charlie wants to get himself back down on the farm, the potatoes need picking. Mommy dear will never retire, she will see it through to the grave. William most likely be the next monarch as Charlie will be too old and frail. Camilla's time will be spent, or maybe it is now, drying the drivel that frequently erupts from his mouth. William will turn the monarchy around and make it popular again. He is a clever lad and knows more about life now than his elders have ever known.He can do more for the UK than any other has done in the past because he has the wit,charm and finesse that has been lost to the thrown since the death of Diana.

Answer 6

You must know that Her Britannic Majesty will never retire (or abdicate): She takes the Oath She made to God at the Coronation with utmost faith. Woe betide you if you dared call our beloved Queen "Liz" - you would be in the Tower before you could finish the word!

Vivat Elizabetha Regina.

Answer 7

I think calling your stepson 'hunky' is a little dodgy Cam ...

Answer 8

Your decision  .