Me and my son are football hooligans and my wife hates it, what should I tell her?

Question

Whats up everyone.

Me and my 14 year old Son are very passionate about football, West Ham to be precise.

We go to every game of the season and worship our team.

Anyway, my wife thinks we're disgusting football hooligans because we have skinheads and we both have The Hammers tattood on the back of our heads.

She says she hates the fact that football comes first in our lives and the fact me and my son always beat the living bejesus out of some fan sporting the other team. She doesn't understand that this is a passion, its wrecking our marriage to be honest, we're only having s*x now once a month because apparently I'm too busy talking to her in bed about West Ham instead of talking about other stuff, which I dont really do that much.

She really is stupid, going back 4 or 5 months now I booked a day off work and I wallpapered our bedroom with West Ham wall paper and have bedsheets and pillowcases of West Ham, she came home, seen it and started packing. How selfish can you be? wanting to leave your husband for decorating a room. Those roses looked like c**p anyway.

She also hates the fact that on Sundays I wake up, shower and then wear my West Ham dressing gown for the whole day untill I go to bed. She picks the stupidest stuff to whine about.

She tries to bribe me with "if you don't go to the game today i'll make it upto you in bed". I mean come on, thats nice but going to the game is way more exciting.

I told her she needs to get a hobby aswell, I wouldn't call going to bingo with her tart sisters once a week a hobby, its a game for the old coffin dodgers.

She calls me woman beater but the only thing i've ever done is slapped her and thats 1 action in 5 years, if thats the worst thing thats happened from an husband then you're doing pretty well.

She even got her big brother round after I slapped her and boy I let him have it good.

She says I'm too obsessed with West Ham and if I dont change she will leave me but West Ham means more to me than my marriage. I wont both of these things though so how can I convincer her to stay?

Tell me what you think, thanks.

Answer 1

I think you are either a troll making this up to get a reaction or you are a complete ******** moron.  

Football is a rubbish game and to be obsessive about in the way you describe rather suggests that you have the IQ of a shredded wheat.  

Also, anyone who derives pleasure from beating up fans of opposing teams is nothing but a sad, inadequate ******** idiot.  

If you are bringing your son up to enjoy football violence then your conduct is verging on child abuse and you are not fit to parent a child.

Answer 2

I;m sorry to say it, but you are obsessed with this footbal thing. If it's affecting your relationship with your wife and you cannot compromise with her needs there's a lack of communication. Try to reason with your wife and settle down with the football thing. YEs, support your team, cheer for them, but there has to be limits....

Answer 3

Everyone to their own, but I feel sorry for your wife.  personally I cant stand football but I love rugby.  But I wouldn't splash it all over my house or get tattooed....   Just enjoy it without the hype and keep her happy.  That way she might just stay...