Me mate Andy has an old-lady, always interrupting the snooker match. Any advice?

Question

His "Pet" as he calls her, storms inna the pub and sends him tumblin' outta the door inna clouda dust everytime it's his turn to buy a pint. His Capp always manages to stay on tho...remarkable chap.

Answer 1

From a pool players point of view .Try to put a couple of balls in her mouth.

Then send her to the shoe store

Answer 2

Hook her collar on the coat hook at the door and ask her not to kick incoming players and if SHES GOOD then you'll take her to the shoe store!

Answer 3

Put some tape over the Old lady's mouth or tell Andy to drop her off at a shoe store.