Medieval Torture Chamber?

Question

If you were told by an accurate future-reading device that you were going to be forced into a medieval torture chamber and tortured all day, what would you do??

(Serious answers only)

Answer 1

Ask if I know the d********x, and if I am going to like it. If the answer is no on both counts, I feel pity for the moron who tries to capture me, and I hope they have a good medical insurance provider.

Answer 2

Smoke a HUGE amount of pot, drink a buttload of booze and take a couple dozen Xanax

Answer 3

Closest I came to that is I heard 4 of my maniac

buds were going to "kidnap" me on my birthday

and take me to this "S&M dungeon" a weird old

guy had in his basement. So I went to my brothers

place, hid out and got drunk. But it didn't do any

good because he knew about it, and they came and

got me when I was too drunk to resist. They put

handcuffs on me, put a hood over my face and

put me in the back of a van. They carried me down

some steps, took off my clothes and tied me to a

wooden table in a dark room with candles all around.

I started sobering up and I got scared. Then this real

big dude with hairy arms and a leather mask came

up and started tickling me. I was screaming laughing

and my friends joined in and they tickled me for

like 2 hours. I didn't know who they were because

they wore masks and I was helpless, and they made

me pee and it was scary, weird and fun when I think

of it now, but at 18 I was terrified through most of it.

  

Answer 4

probably not much.  apart from start carrying a big knife.

Answer 5

I would be an explorer, ofcourse!

Answer 6

Probably the Iron Maiden, being on The Rack or Breaking Wheel sounds more painful.