Men, are you omnipresent?

Question

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Poo Poo's answer:

"... Women need a mate who stays with them to help guard, provide for and raise the offspring. Men on the other hand need to spread their seed and there is no evolutionary advantage is staying with one female ..."

So the advantage of monogamy for women is that they have a mate to protect them. But what use is that if their mate is off protecting some other female? Can a man be in several places at once, protecting several women? Is this some male ability that has remained secret from feminists until now?

Answer 1

Sam ... o dear, no one told you about that then huh?

Yes we are omnipresent - we are all gods or was that dogs, dyslexia for you there. one of those spellings is right.

Here have you tried common sense v1.0, its the upgrade from common sense v0.32b. With its amazing analytical functions it would have highlighted that one guys view point as his view point and not all mens.

Mmm hang on my common sense v1.1 beta trial is telling me most of this stuff I wrote is BS .... mmm

Answer 2

as i just answered elsewhere, but needs repeating here..

MEN need to learn to be a true player of his own games, and don't play her game, don't get married, know what you need and want, be sure, don't just go along with what she says and want

KNOW what your needs are, and go get it, its your right as a man

-When you meet a girl, don't stay over at her place, EVER

-Weekend’s you always spend with your family, you can take her with you, but she must never stay (This is so SHE can't stay over at yours, till you are ready with that, see)

You take her home, and return

-Always go to clubs etc from there, not your own home, make it become habit with her

-Insure you never get her pregnant, until you are ready

Then try to adopt!! From a third world country if necessary

If you have to have a child it has to be on your term

-Remember there are always millions of women for you all over the world, don’t get caught up in your 5hit

Its not worth it!!

Be a man!!

Take what you need, you are male, let them do their thing, if they mess with your thing tell them to go, and NOW!!

Answer 3

Perhaps he figures if he keeps them all in the same cave, he can both protect them and spread his seed (god, I feel nauseated now).

Answer 4

Never,

Wilt Chamberlain

Answer 5

What Poo Poo says makes no sense - It is a self-contradictory statement! It would only make sense if the female also has several male partners. Lets face it, if the male gets to go around 'spreading his seed' then the female would simply be able to replace him with another male.

Answer 6

Muahahahahaha!

I wonder how that "theory" fits in with MRA dogma.

Answer 7

Oh come on. We just want to have s*x with all the girls we see. Why do you have to go and use such big words. How bout a kiss.

Answer 8

Did you make that word up? ask normal questions and you may get an answer!

Answer 9

Let's run a crazy experiment and couple this logic with the theory of natural selection, shall we?

So, in theory, if men really do have an "evolutionary advantage" to help guard, provide for and raise offspring, then surely women have an "evolutionary advantage" to select a mate who will stick around the longest.

Therefore, they would breed with monogamy oriented men.

If we follow this logic, we will eventually breed out those who are too busy spreading their seed to attend to their evolutionary duty of guarding and providing for their offspring.

No wonder men invented marriage to make sure women wouldn't take off with another man who would do a better job of providing for their offspring. They're scared of being bred out!

Answer 10

To answer your question, NO, men arent omnipresent.

He didnt mean that a man will be in several places at once, switching movements.

You wouldn't be sooo upset if you first understood what he meant by "evolutionary advantage".

"Is this some male ability that has remained secret from feminists until now?" - As I recall, he hasnt ascribed procreation or monogamy to feminism.

Answer 11

"Can a man be in several places at once, protecting several women? Is this some male ability that has remained secret from feminists until now?"

Uh, no honey. It's called polygyny. One man protects many women by having a captive harem living in his home with him.

Answer 12

Ha ha ha - fantastic.  I never actually thought of that before, but it is impossible.  Plus, how many men do you know who try to impregnate as many women as possible?  For an evolutionary instinct, it's not very overwhelming.  Myself, most men I know are part of a couple, so it seems obvious to me that this is the most common sexual state for men, and has been throughout history, so I never believe all that socio-biology nonsense anyway :-)