Men's Definition of Courage?

Question

What is the man's definition of courage?

Turning up at your house at 4am pissed as a newt, being confronted by your wife/girlfriend with a broom in her hand, and STILL having the confidence to say "Are you STILL cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Answer 1

rofl courage or stupidity?

Answer 2

Going to the shop for some f**s and coming back three days later with another bird and  saying ‘so your not interested in a threesome, then?’

Answer 3

A genuine laugh!

Once at a shop I was buying a broom the lady behind the counter asked if I had a great deal of housecleaning to do.

No I replied, my brother's sister in law was moving back to the area and the broom was for her. She needed transport.

Answer 4

nice, but i have heard this before!!!

Answer 5

cheating on your wife then telling her "sorry time of month"

Answer 6

If that is men's definition of courage then woman's definition of....

....yeah I got nothing.

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