Men: what would you do if you came home and your wife announced. . .?

Question

She was converting to feminism?

Answer 1

I would start by asking "shall I assume the position now? Is there already a restraining order? How much do I owe you for support? How can you ever forgive me for being a male my whole life???"

And then I would explain that I was not willing to be married to someone who espouses misandry, which is about the only thing I can think of that would make anyone call themselves a feminist. And if you don't espouse misandry, why call yourself a feminist? Egalitarianism is so much nicer.

Answer 2

Pray for divine intervention.  

Answer 3

I would think she expected to be treated as my equal.  That is what it means after all.  You've nothing to fear unless you've been misbehaving yourself.  :)

Answer 4

Its better than converting to masculanism, I guess.  My wifes already a conservative feminist.  That means she's hard headed and would rather eat dirt than admit that I was right about something.  but thats just pretty much being a woman isnt it?

Answer 5

Start the divorce proceedings.  I wouldn't live with somebody who hates men.

Answer 6

Pack my bags and leave because we know she will get the house anyway,

Answer 7

Your question makes no sense

Answer 8

I would say "What took you so long?"