Mi waant sum black man, white man and chiny man jokes. Pleez, mi nuh waan nuh dirty joke. Tanks?

Question

Mi waant sum black man, white man and chiny man jokes. Pleez, mi nuh waan nuh dirty joke. Tanks?

Answer 1

There were three men from the Caribbean living together in London; a Trinidadian, a Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan. The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter came by with the cheque. "But I paid you!" the Trinidadian shouted. The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Trini leave. Five minutes later the Barbadian walked into the restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food. "But I paid you!" The Barbadian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the Bajan, and as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Bajan go. Ten minutes later the Jamaican walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Red Stripe beers. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal and before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them, so........ Before he could finish, the Jamaican chimed in loudly "Hear mi nuh boss, that ah fi yu problem...jus gimme mi change!"

Answer 2

Dis is not one..but its kindah close, right:

YARDIE & TRINI

A Yardie is having breakfast one

morning; coffee, croissants,

bread, butter& jam when a Trini man,

chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Yardie ignores the Trini who,

nevertheless,starts a conversation

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole

bread?"

Yardie in a bad mood):

"Of course"

Trini (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Trinidad we does

only eat

what's inside. The crust, we collect in a container, recycle it,

transform

them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans". The Trini has a smirk

on his face.

The Yardie listens in silence

The Trini persits: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

Yardie: "Of course"

Trini: (Cracking he gum wid he teet and chucklin')"We don't. In

Trinidad we

eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we does put all the peels, seds

and

leftovers in containers, recycle them into jam and sell the jam to

the

Jamaicans"

The Yardie then asks: "Do you have s*x in Trinidad?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says smirking

Yardie: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course"

Yardie: "We don't. In Jamaica we put them in a container, recycle

them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell deh raas dem ah Trinidad

ANother One:

Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, "Pepperoni Pizza."

The warden serves him his Pepperoni Pizza, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Frenchman requests Filet Mignon.

The warden serves him his Filet Mignon, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Jamaican requests a plate of strawberries.

"STRAWBERRIES?????"

"Yes, strawberries."

The warden replies, "but they're out of season!"

"So?" replies the Jamaican. "I man will wait, star.

and another one(last one):

Black Box

Three friends - a Chinese, an American, and a Jamaican were going on vacation . They wondered what to wear in case the plane crashed.

Chinese said "I will dress in yellow, because yellow is bright and if plane crashes they will see me".

The American said " I will wear red because its the main colour of our flag and the rescuers will notice me first.

The Jamaican said " I will take off my clothes, cos de first ting dem look for is de black box".

Answer 3

I nah like them kinnda racist ting but that yardie n trini joke had me in stiches