Michael Clarke: Eye candy at the World Cup 2011 – Part I
The dictionary defines eyes candy as “visual images that are pleasing to see but are intellectually undemanding”.
The definition is as stupid as the blonde cheering girls at the Indian Premier League (IPL) but it is as hilarious as the 6-1 drubbing England received from http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Australia-c746 earlier this month.
But the thing is that ladies have a sweet tooth. They love eye candy. They are infatuated by men as they get ready to strut their stuff on the pitch.
As the World Cup comes closer, the ladies get all excited to see an array of beautiful men working the bat and the ball.
Of course, they are supporting their countries. They make colourful clothes and hair wigs to cheer their national teams. They also paint their faces with their national colours and hold creative placards to encourage their team players.
But what if their country is knocked off in the first stage? They need something to take them all the way to the final, now don’t they?
They need someone or something to sweep them off their feet. The bat woes them, while the ball strums the strings of their heart.
There used to be a time when the ladies had posters of football stars and they used to scream when players in shorts used to run around a football ground. But ugly legs are not really appealing anymore. Even the chunky-faced and sweaty Rugby players appear nauseating to the ladies.
Now their heart beats faster when a batsman strikes with his strong arms and bowlers spin and cast a spell, the ladies are charmed by these eye candies. They even howl their heart out as the fielder swishes across the pitch.
Women are attracted by how strong men sashay with bats and balls. Just ask http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-Afridi-c2482, he sure knows that a ball a day, keeps the doctor away.
But really the girls don’t believe when I tell them that there is more to the cricket now days. There are stunning men that grace our television screens and subsequently grace our dreams.
So as the World Cup is approaching, the men will be busy talking about the technicalities of the game. While the ladies will sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready for some mysterious gentlemen love.
First up, the men from the land Down Under make everyone’s jaw drop. There are so many beautiful eye candies that choosing one would definitely not be fair to the ladies.
Michael http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Clarke-c51120
People might boo him, they might have a problem with him playing match-maker, they even make fun of him when a 17-year-old from Geelong tells him to stop playing away from his body- but the stand-in captain has always remained gracious and smiled all the way through.
He epitomises everything that a women wants in a man. The cheeky grin, the tattoo on his forearm, and, shaved hair, is enough to melt hearts.
With the return of circus midget, otherwise, known as the skipper of Australia, Ricky Ponting, the crease on his forehead will smooth out and that perfect smile with the golden locks would shine through the World Cup.
There is so much to write about the ‘Pup’ (affectionately known by his team-mates). His wristy shots through the offside are surely a sight for sore eyes.
He dated a model, Lara Bingle, but thank goodness he is single and all ready to mingle. The 29-year-old is well-mannered, as seen in the Geelong boy’s case. He also refuses to sign autographs, who do not say please.
(To be continued in Part 2)
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