> Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a
> picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and
> sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten
> miles away s o; it takes them ten days to get there. When
> they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy
> give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring
> it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick
> gets worried,
> He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle
> opener?"
> Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
> So they're stuck ten miles from home without a
> bottle pener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But
> he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
> After two hours, and after they have sworn on their
> tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he
> finally agrees.
> So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days
> pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
> starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he
> still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally
> they can't take it any longer so they take out a
> sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy
> pops up from behind a rock and shouts
> "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT GOING!"
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