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Mick, Andy and Roy?

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> Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a

> picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and

> sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten

> miles away s o; it takes them ten days to get there. When

> they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy

> give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring

> it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick

> gets worried,

> He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle

> opener?"

> Naturally Andy didn't bring it.

> So they're stuck ten miles from home without a

> bottle pener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But

> he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

> After two hours, and after they have sworn on their

> tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he

> finally agrees.

> So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days

> pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are

> starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he

> still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally

> they can't take it any longer so they take out a

> sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy

> pops up from behind a rock and shouts

> "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT GOING!"

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  1. ha ha ha ha ha good joke


  2. woh.. dat was really funny. thank u for the joke.

  3. that was really really funny. thank u for makin me laugh... i was upset all day.

  4. Haha ouch :P

    funny one, *star*... I was kinda like wait whaaat 25 days with no food. And waaait wudnt the food have gone bad. But it's still funny!

  5. aww cute

  6. haha na m8 dat was dood!!! =D made me luch anyway...

  7. lol

  8. Thats so funny!
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