Midgets and/or Dwarves For Rent?

Question

I'm planning to play a prank on my friend that requires about 5 midgets/dwarves to hide in my friends room dressed as clowns speaking gibberish (alternate languages accepted). I live in the Philly area and am dead serious. Please help.

Answer 1

actually they are dwarfs..

as they have dwarfism

DUR!

and errr...ask around the local area?

Answer 2

First off, they're not "midgets" and "dwarves" -- they're "little people".

Secondly, you don't "rent" people, you hire them for a job or gig.

Thirdly, try advertising on Craigslist.  

Answer 3

Exactly what the first poster said--You don't rent people, you hire them