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s*x

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having s*x. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

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Church

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No ****?'

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Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small p***s.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

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19 ANSWERS


  1. Brilliant!!  


  2. ROFLMAO i think i cried a little from laughing =*)

  3. More than a laugh or two. Worth a star

  4. i chuckled at all 3, cheers for making me laugh on a rainy summers night in the uk.

  5. awsome...! there's a spell checker now!

  6. LOL

    laughed at every one of them!!


  7. you're right you might

  8. Haha wow....thanks I needed a laugh.

  9. haha very funny. laughed at all three. last one is the best.

  10. can you explain the second and last one i dont get it.

  11. hahaha very good.maybe 10 laughs (:

  12. =O

    omg i lala loved the first and second one...

    haha

    starr

  13. hahahaha those were funny! hahahaha thanks for the laugh, star

  14. lol

  15. HAHAHAH the last 1 lol

  16. lame but still amusing

  17. LOL, keep 'em coming!

    thanx for the laugh

  18. the last one was the funniest

  19. lol hehehe you got a few chuckles outta me.. :)  

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