Mike Tyson dances in a Wayne Brady and Bobby Brown video
For all those people out there who had doubts about the gradual disintegration of the world as they know it, they should brace themselves for some news that will surely send a chill down their spine. With Al Gore campaigning for the effective utilization
of resources to curb the harrowing effects of global warming, directors like Michael Bay and actors like Bruce Willis doing movies on Armageddon and many others investigating the imminent signs of the coming of the apocalypse, allow me to break the sad news
to you.
This world is coming to an end and one of the many signs that it is in fact happening, is because our dearest boxer, the heartthrob sensation dubbed “Kid dynamite” and “Iron Myke”, Mr. Mike Tyson has taken up dancing. Before any of the readers picks up a
brick and breaks anything that heads in his path and eventually turn his guns and ammunition to the poor writer, who is merely a reporter in this sad affair, allow me to explain.
I kid you not. Mike Tyson has appeared in a song by Wayne Brady and Bobby Brown, titled "Every Little Step". He has not only appeared in the song but apparently you will also find him dancing in the video. As good as he was in the boxing ring, one cannot
say the same for his dancing skills. This man may be the world heavy weight champion and one of the all time boxing greats, but it is rather a little traumatic to find oneself staring at him doing sissy dance moves on a rather childish pop and r n b song.
Some might wonder that the criticism is a little too harsh for everyone likes to indulge in vain pleasantries once in a while. I whole heartedly agree with that line of argument however, while we are at it, would it be too much to ask that at least one finds
the humanity to dress a little modestly. If one were to say it politely, the rather weighty Iron Mike, who weighs in excess of 230 pounds, dressed in a skin tight vest and rather small fitted shorts, sporting black dress shoes and RED socks is a somewhat unpleasant
sight to say the least.
Allow me to elucidate further, it is simply traumatizing. What on earth is this man trying to do? Seeing a massive world heavy weight champion shaking his booty wearing skin tight clothes, revealing his rather un-shapely figure that seems more like a tub
of lard bobbing around rhythmically wearing red boots.
Alright, let us give him more benefit of the doubt and forgive him for his dancing escapade. But even that forgiveness must be at the cost of knowing that he has an iota of talent when it comes to dancing. Unfortunately, Mr. Iron Mike is repulsive when he’s
trying to pull off some of those dance moves in quite inappropriate clothes.
Whoever gave him the suggestion of taking up dancing, wanted to see Mr. Kid Dynamite make a complete fool of himself and that too at the ripe age of FORTY FOUR. Apparently, this is not the first time that Mr. Dynamite has danced for he previously appeared
in a Spanish dance show where he was taught some dance moves by an instructor of Italy’s dancing with the stars and following that gave a performance which could be said, was not a bad effort. It was a rather decent effort for he was wearing a suit and trying
to pull it off, even though he might not have been flexible to execute quite a few dance moves.
At the end of the day however, the fans rather want their favourite sportsmen to stick to what they’re good at. There is a good reason they are sportsmen and not entertainers, Mike Tyson needs to understand that.
(The above is writer's own independent opinion)
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