Mike Tyson vs a fire hydrant who wins?

Question

If you saw Mike Tyson punch a fire hydrant and the hydrant fell over, would it be proof that Mike was the hardest punching heavyweight in history, or just a staged prank?

Answer 1

I don't know but I think the fire hydrant would have the edge in smarts!

Answer 2

Wow. I see you are just throwing those random Mike Tyson questions, like all those other people who ask

"who will win Mike Tyson or Ali?  

I also dislike Mike Tyson, but I don't discredit him from being a good fighter. But I am tired or all those people asking questions involving Mike Tyson and a random fighter.

Answer 3

I think that Tyson opens up early and often, hitting the hydrant at will, but in the later rounds Tyson becomes frustrated in his inability to hurt the hydrant.

The hydrant would win by TKO in 8 as Mike cannot continue as his hands are swollen.

Tyson say in his post-fight comments "How am I suppose to face my wife and kids with my ******* hands looking like this?"

The hydrant is the ranked by the WBC but loses a 12 round decision at Samuel Peter, who smartly boxes from the outside.

Keep Your Hands Up!!!

Big Nate Dog.

Answer 4

If the hydrant falls over it was that old and rusty that it needed replacement anyway (Steel normally doesn't break when being punched with a human hand.. an since he is no shaolin monk I think ordinary steel wouldn't break). If Mike Tyson punches a hydrant it prooves that he is just the nut I thought he is and that he belongs into a looney bin.

But surely nothing of this would be staged.

Please excuse any grammar errors, but english is not my first language.

Answer 5

Mike gets disqualified for biting the hydrant hahhaha. I feel your wrath blogbaba against the tyson worshippers. I do have to admit that i consider Tyson to be wasted talent since he could have been great but he failed his big tests so he fell short. But i agree with you he is overrated. And his lack of discipline and his problems outside of the ring, he just kept on digging his own grave.