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Mike tyson in his prime vs harry potter?

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Mike tyson in his prime vs harry potter?

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  1. That's a dumb question.....Harry Potter isn't a real person.


  2. Harry Potter now, or Harry Potter in his prime (I think HP died in book 7?)

    How many rounds?

    Rd 1  Tyson doesn't land a single punch as he chases Potter around the ring.  Tyson does get the crowd on his feet when he connects on a power punch to the tail of Potter's broom and Harry pees himself.  Harry gets a point deducted for the broom wetting incident. Rd 1 Tyson 10 - 8

    Rd 2  Tyson is frustrated that he can't get to Potter and starts yelling at Harry that he will eat Harry's children with a spoon.  Hermoine Granger pees herself.  Harry steals the round when whacks Tyson on the back of his head with the broomstick.

    Rd 3  Harry comes charging at Iron Mike from the corner, only to get clocked by a vicious hook by MT.  Harry is out cold.  At the count of 6 Dumbledore casts a spell that revives Harry.  Harry is still groggy. and clinches, only to get rocked again.  Harry escapes to his broom but Mike takes the round.

    Score after 3 rounds 29 - 26

    Rd 4  Mike rocks harry again with a hook.  Harry clinches.  Mike eats Harry's ear.  Harry gets pissed off and casts the 'you are gonna drivel like a stupid fool' spell on MT.  MT falls over and does not beat the count.

    Harry wins in 4 by TKO.

  3. Tyson would knock him out with one punch

  4. HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. harry potter LMFAO that's a silly question!  but funny =D

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