Milk illegal???

Question

ok i really want to put milk in this kids yard because he is mean and i hate him. milk stinks after a while and it will be nasty! ha ha ha.... is it illegal?

Answer 1

milk will wash away...try hiding eggs or old food..then there will be an unexplained animal problem too. or you could "fork" their lawn...thats always fun...but make sure its not some one whod call the cops on you for littering...b/c plastic forks count as trash...where as food is biodegradable.

Answer 2

I know 2 things for sure, milk is definitely not illegal, and this must be the lamest attempt to get back at someone I have ever heard.

Try finding a better way to deal with your anger.  Your milk plan will not accomplish your goal of sticking it to the other kid.  Then, your violence may escalate out of control.  Next thing you know, you may be grinding chocolate chip cookies on the side of his house.

Answer 3

really would not work because the ground would soak up the milk way before it ever went bad. And yes it would be dumping trash on someonelses property so they could call the cops if you annoyed them enough

Answer 4

the cat next door will probably drink it long before it annoys anyone I should think.

Answer 5

sounds very immature. be the bigger person and just ignore him. if he catches you doing something like that, he could call the police and report you for vandalism and trespassing.

Answer 6

I just wanted to give props to bkc99xx. His answer cracked me up! I'm still laughing.  By far the wittiest answer I've read on here in a long time.

Give him the 10 points.

Answer 7

nope

but you shoul get him to drink it :)

wish i could see his face:]

haaahaaahaaaaahhhhhhaaa(choke)

Answer 8

No but he might find it and throw it out before it stinks so hide it good!

Answer 9

Not if they don't find out who did it.

Eggs with a small pinhole are good too =)

Answer 10

nope! Go for it!

Answer 11

I don't think it is