So the Ashes are here finally, the ultimate test of men from England and Australia who are vying for the smallest trophy in the world known as the urn.
The Ashes is not only for the urn but for the men’s egos. The English and Australian squads, former players or anyone related to the teams, fans, supporters, critics all fight as they hurl insults on each other and on the nations as well. At the end of each
play-day, the winning nation would erupt in monkey dance to rub in the freshly wounded egoistic nation.
The second Test match is underway in Adelaide with the second day wrapped up. The Australian media is bashing Ricky Ponting and his men whereas the English media and some of the Aussies as well are hailing the wreckage made by England players in the land
downunder.
So while everyone was talking about how good the batsmen and bowlers of England are and how bad (very bad) are the Kangaroos playing, I on the other hand was lurking in front of the TV to see who is tanning the best under the beautiful sun of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/South-Australia-c844
and it is rated from the most ugliest to the most yummiest.
Peter Siddle (Australia)
If it was a competition of the “ugliest person” on the planet earth, Siddle would have won hands down. Well not really, but if the Akmal brothers were not competing then Siddle’s trophy would have been a piece of cake. So well what is he doing in the good
looking men category, well he is kind of okay when he closes his mouth.
But when he chooses to open his mouth for an appeal and his Dracula teeth are revealed, the umpire gets so scared he has to give it an out. He just has to otherwise he will eat him and chew him out and no one will ever know about it as well. He turned green
like a hulk when he got his birthday present in the form of a hat-trick in the first Test at Brisbane. He was angry because it was not wrapped up in a pink bow. He got so dismayed with anger that he went on to take six wickets. He also joined in with this
facial hair movement this November for the Ashes; he just didn’t know where to grow it so he settled on with a small brown stub of hair on his chin.
Kevin Pietersen (England)
Sorry girls and some boys, he ranks fourth on my list. Even though his moustache was for a good cause but it needs to be a tad bit trimmed or well completely shaven. He looks like he could be the next Jacques Clouseau in the next Pink Panther series and
without a doubt he would receive a Razzie award for it. As he strut his stuff towards the crease, I heard Mexican music played in the background or was it French?
He is a confused bloke, isn’t he? He is South African born, plays for England, looks like Mexican and charms his way like a French hotel receptionist. Amazing talent he has!
Steven Finn (England)
You might not agree with me, but he is nice. Clean shaved, shiny hair and he is single. What else could a girl want? Oh and he is a cricketer. He resembles “Tyson Ritter,” the All-American Rejects lead singer. A lot of people might know who he is
but he is from an American rock-pop band (Google it).
Anyways, he is playing at the Ashes and he is only 21 years old and towers at 6 ft 7’! Finn took six wickets for 125 runs so that is why his six wickets did not garner much attention as Mr. Hulk’s did. He is lanky and does not fit the “good looking category”
yet Finn fits the All-American good guy sketch well. Plus, he has a very warming smile.
Michael http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Clarke-c51120 (Australia)
The Aussies might not be performing well on the pitch but they are sitting pretty in my good-looking men’s list. Australia’s vice captain who has been facing some hard time from the critics about his form, yet his controlled smile and nicely proportioned
face makes people happy who are off the pitch. The second Test has started and he got out for two runs but he is good looking, period.
Alastair Cook (England)
At last he gets what he always deserved, the top position of the good looking men in the Ashes. He is handsome, cute and is in his form. He has been raking hiatus all around Australia with his centuries and double centuries yet the tall, dark and handsome
is destined for greater things. And he is single!
So the mirror tells that Cook is the fairest of them all. The Aussies, well it’s just not your year.
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