Missing finger question

Question

i need some missing finger jokes

does any one have some

i will give $10 to the best jokes through paypal

Answer 1

Look in your nose or vent hole.

Answer 2

hey man sorry i dont know one but you can always google the question cause the last one you got about check in your nose was really stupid please dont use that one :)

Answer 3

Bubba's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally cuts off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.

The doctor says, "Good Lord! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

Bubba says, "I haven't got the fingers."

The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

Bubba says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!"!!!.

Answer 4

There once was an old man ordering a burger. Meanwhile the man cooking is chopping up meat and he sends it out to the old man. The man takes one bite of the sandwich and says '' How dare you try to make a joke to me!!!'' The cashier askes ''What do you mean?'' Then the old man says '' don't play dumb! you are trying to make me eat a p***s!'' Then the cashier askes to see the burger.. The old man hands it to the cashier and at that very moment the man cooking that burger askes '' Has anyone seen my finger?'' The old man faints and dies.

The end!