Missing husband...........

Question

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Answer 1

A boy come home from school.......?

and is so pleased with himself that he has to tell his dad the news that he is in the school play. His dad says 'well done son, what part do you play'? The boy answers 'I play the part of a 30 year married man'. The dad answers, 'don't worry son, next year you might get a speaking part'.

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GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.  Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.  One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.  Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.  After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:  'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.  My wife came home with no panties!!'  'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.. “From all of us at the Fire Station.”

Answer 2

For the love of God, don't click on that link that the guy anderson gave. I did it, and luckily my virus software managed to deflect the virus the link gave. Report it, please....