Monday Afternoon Questions?

Question

It's hot as heck here in PA and I've got a cold..figures..so I am amusing myself..answer the following meaningless questions for me...please!?!

1. How hot is it where you are?

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be?

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding?

4. Ale or Lager

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny?

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like?

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport?

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel?

9. Boxers or Briefs?

Answer 1

96 in reading pa

golf- tiger is amazing

who are you

ale

basketball- gotta love andre igodaula

the old **** is gonna be gone for good

briefs

whaaa

hookas all around

Answer 2

1) 91 degrees

2) Soccer

3) I'm an Avery fan so I would say something along the lines "your lucky to have her because half of the US hates you."

4) I don't drink

5) trust me,you WILL know she's a puckbunny if you give her an easy history question and she doesn't know the answer.

6) Near Canada! Probably really bad.LOL

7) Football. Current: Michael Strahan,All Time : Lawrence Tayler.

8) Sad.

9) Either ones fine by me.

Answer 3

1. A very cool 87 degrees. Cool for this time of year anyway, because it's about to rain.

2. Soccer - I have a bunch of soccer buddies, so I can somewhat follow what's going on.

3. Get me a season tickets and she's all yours!

4. Neither

5. I don't. They reveal themselves.

6. The Bahamas. A lot of doing nothing.

7. Football - Derrick Brooks

8. I still can't get over his six Vezina trophies

9. Boxers

Answer 4

1. Hot enough to cook an egg out on the sidewalk

2. Soccer... FORZA ITALIA!!!

3. Don't mess this up

4. I don't drink.. lol

5. Ask them to name everyone on the team,

& ask how many Stanley Cup's that team has...

6. In Fiji.. it would be a sad lonely life.

7. Soccer, Philippe Mexes & Marco Materazzi

8. He had a great career, and he deserves a break

9. Underwears

Answer 5

1- 29 oC

2- Golf

3- Welcome to the family.

4- Lager...ale...oh heck what does it matter..IT"S BEER!!

5- Ask her what "icing" is...if she replies with anything using the work "cake"....you know.

6- West Coast of Canada...BC. QUIET

7- Strip Monopoly....The red-head in grade 11.

8- No feeling

9- Commando

****Haley...QUIT!! (thongs)

Answer 6

1) right now it's 91 degrees

2) soccer...the Euro '08 is on and that is some good soccer

3) i tell him to take very good care of her or he'll face the consequences

4) Lager

5) ask her something about hockey then about some hockey player...if she can only answer the one about the hockey player, then she's a puck-bunny

6) it would be located off the coast of Puerto Vallarta...island life would be calm and relaxing

7) after Hockey it's Basketball...fav. player is Sasha Vujacic of the L.A. Lakers

8) i don't really care

9) Boxers

Answer 7

1. It's gotten a little cooler actually, it's only about 70 right now, still waaaay too hot in my opinion.

2. <---------- Soccer (Football)!! Go Russia!!!!!!

3. Ummm, "Don't be such a douchebag to her, or us".

4. Lager

5. Ask her if she knows what offsides is, that's the tell tale sign.

6. It would be located somewhere around the North pole, and there would be hockey played there 24/7.

7. Basketball, I have 3 favorite players: Allen Iverson, Carmelo Anthony, and Steve Nash.

8. It was time.

9. Boxers.

Answer 8

1. 96 degrees in chapel hill, NC

2. I love Soccer

3. dont beat her up

4. Ale

5. You can make a girl a puckbunny, if shes not one. How ever just ask her whos her some nhl trivia.

6. Near Hawaii, free beer, plenty of women and ummm some hockey I guess.

7. I Soccer and NFL

8. He had a good career. I think it def the final one.

9. Boxers

Answer 9

1. It's a balmy 23 degrees Celsius but the A/C hasn't quit for three days and it's over 30 outside.

2. I'd watch golf because you can watch the grass grow without people stepping all over it.

3. Leave before the service.

4. Don't drink but it used to be Ale.

5. Yell "is that Sidney Crosby " and watch her expression. If her head swivels around and she says OMG OMG OMG. she's one for sure.

6. In the Ligurian Sea. Just off shore in the Cinque Terre.

7. Baseball - Vernon Wells.

    Lacrosse - Bob Watson.

8. Sane

9. Commando

Answer 10

1. 90 degrees fahrenheit

2. There's at least action in soccer.

3. Hurt her and I will kill, and I know cops that will let it slide.

4. Surprise me.

5. Ask her the names for the fourth line and the assistant coaches.

6. It would be near the north but not to north that it gets too cold.  It would be cold enough that there could be ice hockey in the winter.

7. Football.  My favorite current player is LaDanian Tomlinson.  My favorite player all-time is Barry Sanders.

8. Thanks for the memories Hasek.

9. Boxer briefs.

Answer 11

1. pretty hot, like low 90's maybe

2. soccer hands down

3. um, no prenups ok?

4. Ale

5. not necessary, it will be more than apparent.

6. near hawaii, perfect weather, lots of flowers everywhere

7. Tough call!  Probably football and Vince Young

8. I don't have any strong feelings about it, not really suprised!

9. Neither, but for a guy boxer briefs.

Answer 12

3pm weather update 95F with heat index (TX equivelant of the wind-chill factor) of 102

1.) 93 with 47% humidity for a heat index of 100F (38C) which isn't bad for Texas this time of year :)

2.) Soccer because I play it. I will hit the links when the Cubs win the Stanley Cup against the Lakers.

3.) Shawnie if I get the next round, will you buy me a lap dance?

4.) Depends on the weather I could go for a Indio right now. It's a dark ale from Mexico like Negra Modelo or Bohemia if you've had either of those. Regretfully though you can only get Indio in Mexico (fortunately for me I live less than an hour from the border)

5.) If she's in my room and looking at the sticks I have lined up against the wall .. see if she squeals when she sees the Sherwood CROSBY model or not

6.) It'd have to be somewhere I can play pond hockey at then relax and watch HNIC

7.) Soccer and all-time Michel Platini (#10 for France in the 80s) current Thierry Henry (#12 for France)

      Lacrosse is a very close 2nd. Growing up it was Paul Gait these days Michael Powell. (was rooting for Hopkins though, am SUPER DOOPER HAPPY that they beat Puke)

8.) Congrats on a great career Dom

9.) I wear boxer-briefs size 34 (medium) if any of the ladies want to get me some. Preferably blue, black or grey.

Answer 13

1.) 98 degrees with humidity, but it feels like 102.  Ugh.  Horible. School was shortened today because of the heat.  Then I went to my friend's house and swam in her big pool.

2.) Soccer, for sure.  It's so much more interesting.  I really respect soccer players.  I think they have one of the most physically demanding sports.  They run back and forth soo much.

3.) I wouldn't say anything, I'd just punch him in the face!!  And then he will beat me up and my sister will call off the wedding because her fiance just beat up her sister.  Haha.  That would be painful, but the called off wedding and the satisfaction of punching him in the face would be worth it.

4.) I can't drink yet.  So...Ginger ale!

5.) Let her choose between a life-size replica of Sidney Crosby made out of carrots or a date with the real Crosby.  If the decision is difficult for her, then she is a puck bunny.

6.) It would be in the Pacific, like Indo-China area.  They have really yummy mangos there.  Island life would be chill, and we put people like Bettman into volcanos.

7.) I like tennis and my favorite player is Novak Djokovic.

8.) I think this is the last one.  He's not gonna make another comeback.

9.) Um...Girl undies for me.  I don't care what the guy wears.

Answer 14

93 Pittsburgh

golf

don't forget me in the will

don't drink

with a high stick

Caribbean and nothing but sand

Boxers

Answer 15

1. 98 holy jesus

2. golf

3. i love you hav fun screwin my sis

4. ale

5. i asked her if she remembers how my goal went

6. austrila and with a lotta hot chicks

7. i dont have a second favortie

8. hes comin bak...not

9. boxer

Answer 16

1.97

2.Golf

3.What is wrong with you?LOL

4.Lager

5.Ask her who her fav player is...If she says"I love Brindamour"I'm safe.

6.Rio

7.Football and baseball-Brian Dawkins and Chase Utley

8.Deja vu.

9.Boxer briefs.

Answer 17

1)  Very, very, hot

2)  Soccer...I'd get super drunk and maybe the game would SEEM faster.  

3)  "Treat her good, because I bite."

4)  I suppose ale, but that is such a broad question...it like saying which is better the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean.

5)  Ask "What color are Crosby's eyes?"  If she answers...then she's not watching hockey.

6)  I'd just take over Cuba...if Castro can do it, anybody can!  

7)  I only like hockey...if I had to pick I would say football..favorite player would be Brett Favre...

8)  It makes me feeling like scratching my arm.....I mean, he's a great guy...I just don't really care.

9)  thongs.

Answer 18

1. Buffalo- was in the 80s this afternoon, its apparently 67 now. That sucks.

2. Soccer, at least they move.

3. At least you're not her current fiance...seriously...

4. Sangria

5. I drop a name of a player not from Buffalo

6. I'm not picky, hot, sweaty, humid, full of sangria. The more tropical, the better. Oh, and I'd be Queen.

7. Gymnastics, and I'll go old skool and drop the Svetlana Boguinskaya bomb. Booyah.

8. Again...

9. Boycut booty shorts, thanks. Go ahead, I'll let you indulge in the visual.

Answer 19

I'm sick too, and it's 'hot as heck' haha

1.89 degrees in Pittsburgh

2.Fussball!!!!!!!!!!!! GO RUSSIA TOMORROW! Haha

3.Does your spleen hurt?

4.Lager

5.Ask her.....I don't know haha

6.Located in the Black Sea, it would be snowy 24/7....ahh :D

7.I love a lot of sports, but I'll say soccer after hockey...and favorite player is Sebastian Schweinsteiger

8.I don't like change, but this was Hasek's time to go..

9. Briefs haha.."Hey, a lot a guy don't care...."

Answer 20

1- 88

2- soccer

3- stock up on v-8!

4- niether

5-define 'puckbunny'

6- south pacific area w/ white beaches, hamocks, iced tea, cookies, fresh fruits and veggies and a nice stocked lagune to share with my hubby

7-no hockey

8-got nothin here

9-panties myself- how bout you?

;-)

feel better

Answer 21

1 - 70 and gloomy here in SoCal.  85 back in the Hammer.  (Seems to be the question of the month -- I've answered this one 3x )

2 - Golf.

3 - You buying the hookers, or am I?

4 - Ale

5 - Can she put an entire puck in her mouth?

6 - Caribbean.  Wonderful.  No cars allowed.

7 - Australian Rules Football.   Crowe.

8 - I feel like I won't remember this day, past tomorrow.

9 - Boxer-briefs, Fruit-of-the-Loom to be more specific.  30-32 waist if you looking to buy me some.

Answer 22

1) good question, it's still hot and it's 10:40pm

2) soccer

3) thank you!

4) lager

5) show her a picture of Sidney Crosby

6) i'm not sure where it would be but it would be surrounded by water and would have a cave, life would be very slow and relaxed

7) soccer, i have many

8) oh yeah, i remember him! he has lost it, it's the right thing to do

9) boxers

Answer 23

1) yeeeah, i live in PA. i was outside tanning and i couldn't even breath.. so now i'm in here cooling down before i go out again. feels like it's 110 degrees out there lol.

2) soccer. watching golf is as dull as watching poker.

3) well, if i had a sister - i probably wouldn't be going to that wedding.

4) either.

5) i ask them who scored the last goal of their 'favorite team' in the last game they played.

6) hmm.. i think it'd be as far away from any other land. and it'd be an island where you never get sunburnt. =) haha, ohhhh the life.

7) i only like hockey =X i'm not really big into sports.. i DO like badminton though.

8) good for him. i'd retire after my team won the SC too. lol

9) i wear neither. but i like my guys in either..

Answer 24

1. 32 celsius (90 fahrenheit)

2. Soccer. At least it's kind of similar to hockey.

3.  Elisha Cuthbert. My sister. Elisha Cuthbert. My sister. You messed up, sucker!

4. Lager

5. Say something along the lines of "Henrik Zetterberg is UGLY"...if I get a reaction then I know she's a puckbunny (and a keeper).

6. Somewhere hot (likely in the Caribbean). Island life will be the following: sleep, food, hockey, playing hockey (the law will state that arena's must be built no further than 30km away from one another), drinking, beach time, more food, more hockey. Sounds like a good life.

7. I'm pretty obsessed with hockey. So maybe I'd say football. My favourite player is anyone who plays for the Vikings!

8. He's a hall-of-fame goalie but it was the right time for him to go. He obviously wasn't in Detroit's future plans (Osgood and Howard are more than likely going to be the tandem in net next season), so he went out on top.

9. Boxers.

Answer 25

1. 97 degrees in South Jersey just outside of Atlantic City.

2.I guess golf....that's a tough one I'd rather watch paint dry.

3.If this was the case Sean and I would have fought many times over, so I'm sure it was said. But I'd wear a Devils hat to the reception.

4.Bass Ale.

5.First ask for ID then Check her oil.

6.I'd Buy Rhode Island clear it out and fence it in...MINE!!!

7.IDK  MMA  I guess is that a sport?

8.Relieved,

9. Boxers mostly,sometimes boxer briefs

Answer 26

1. How hot is it where you are?

- Hot as a mothe.....eh.....98 degrees.

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be?

- Soccer.

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding?

- Drop em' you p****.

4. Ale or Lager

- Nada. I'll be clean 4 years on 7-6-04.

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny?

- If she's interested in me at all, then there is puckbunny in her blood.

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like?

- Caribbean, me the only male and all the women are my slaves. (I want to keep my account, so the G-Rated version will have to do)

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport?

- Football. Brian Dawkins.

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel?

- Like he doesn't mean it.....again.

9. Boxers or Briefs?

- Tighty Whities dear.

Answer 27

1. Here in Toronto its 35 degrees celcius ( 90 degrees Farenheit)

2. Soccer definately

3. look here man!! you wanna marry my sister you have to follow some rules:

1....... etc.

or

I do better not come out of your mouth or i will kill you

4. neither

5. just ask her: OMG HOW CUTE IS SIDNEY CROSBY?

6. somewhere near Vancouver and it would be SWEET!

7. uh..Basketball ~ Chris Bosh

8. sad but he had a great career and he should be very proud of himself

9. Boxers

Answer 28

1. Same as you, since I'm in PA.

2. Soccer *hard choice *

3. Nothing

4. Lager

5. Ask her who she hates the most

6. Full of woman, hockey & football and

7. NFL - Ben Roethlisberger *GO STEELERS*

8. He'll be back in a year or two

9. Boxers

Answer 29

1. How hot is it where you are?

96

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be?

Soccer

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding?

Good Luck?

4. Ale or Lager

Neither

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny?

Put her in a room with Crosby, and study her reaction

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like?

It would be located in New York...as close as possible to MSG...It would be interesting I guess

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport?

Boxing...Mike Tyson

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel?

Makes me feel old lol

9. Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers

Answer 30

1) Greenville, NC 102 freaking degrees

2) Golf is Tiger is in the field

3) Ask him about tickets

4) Ale

5) If she will be the DD to the game I don't care

6) I would trade it for 200 acres in the mountains

7) Football, I guess Strahan

8) Sad, I am getting old

9) Boxers

Answer 31

1 like 89

2 golf

3 take care of her!

4 none

5 ask her about a play

6 Caribbean...hockey all the time

7 basball albert pujols

8 sad

9 im a girl